When it comes to gift giving, I know that I am difficult to buy for. It’s not that I am unappreciative, but there is rarely anything I want, which means I usually end up taking my gifts back for store credit. Last weekend it was my birthday, and as usual, there was nothing I wanted in particular.
All day my wife and kids were anxious to give me my present, but they restrained themselves until later in the evening. As I opened the present, admittedly, I was prepared to be underwhelmed. However, I ripped off the paper to find a Coco bidet. As hygiene is one of my highest concerns, I was ecstatic about the prospect of enjoying a pristine derrière at all times.