When it comes to gift giving, I know that I am difficult to buy for. It’s not that I am unappreciative, but there is rarely anything I want, which means I usually end up taking my gifts back for store credit. Last weekend it was my birthday, and as usual, there was nothing I wanted in particular.
All day my wife and kids were anxious to give me my present, but they restrained themselves until later in the evening. As I opened the present, admittedly, I was prepared to be underwhelmed. However, I ripped off the paper to find a Coco bidet. As hygiene is one of my highest concerns, I was ecstatic about the prospect of enjoying a pristine derrière at all times.
For myriad reasons, citizens in the United States are reluctant to outfit their bathrooms with bidets. Despite the fact that they are more sanitary and our brethren across the pond have been endorsing them for years, you will be hard-pressed to find a home in America outfitted with the bidet. Part of this reluctance can likely be attributed to the misconception that installing a bidet is a complex process.
This winter, my wife and I spent six weeks traveling around Europe. Having not been across the Atlantic in over a decade, we carefully budgeted our time to ensure we experienced as much as possible. We’ve come to the consensus that we prefer most of the cultural norms in America, but there is one aspect of the European culture that we fell in love with.
With one of the most extensive lines of any manufacturer, Bio Bidets have garnered a reputation for providing posterior cleaning devices that are ideal for any and every consumer. Whether you need an economical model or want a premium model with all of the peripherals, there is a Bio Bidet for you. Their basic 250 model offers a thorough posterior wash and has adjustable water pressure and temperature.
After using a bidet for the last few years, I have become quite accustomed to luxury. I will go to great lengths to ensure that I never relieve myself away from home, lest I have to revert to the archaic use of toilet paper. While this MO works when I am in the general vicinity of my home, I recently scheduled a trip to Nebraska and was horrified at the prospect of being without my bidet.
When I moved to New York from Austria last June, it certainly took some getting used to. I was anticipating the change in currency, driving on the other side of the road and other major differences, but it was the little, day-to-day things that took a while to acclimate to. One of my first orders of business was to make my house feel more like my home.
